May 2009
“how do you pay a visa bill when all you can do is shop?”
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“rain rain go away”
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“my life will be complete when i own a missoni bikini”
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“Did you have a big plate of crazy for lunch?!”
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“(210): I molested 6 butterflies tonight”
—textsfromlastnight
Priorities for today:
1. Pedicure
2. Assignment
And yes, that’s in order of importance
“(310): she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
(1-310): ewwww. she might as well have a dick.” —textsfromlastnight
(1-310): ewwww. she might as well have a dick.” —textsfromlastnight
